Wednesday, 24 March 2010

The End

It’s mid-morning. The house is empty but for me, “Trust” by Elvis Costello & The Attractions shuffles along belligerently in the background and tea rings surround my keyboard like Mysterons. Like David Haye rising out of his stool for the 12th and final round, this blog is almost done.

All that remains is the summary; an attempt to put a satisfactory full-stop on what I’ve written over the last six months about Tanzania by assessing whether my project fulfilled my aims or not. To do that, I need to spell out what my aims were in the first place.

Here goes. After 10 years of office life in the name of Scottish journalism, I fancied a break to explore my fascination with the continent of Africa. But not a holiday – I wanted to get my feet wet in international development.

A bit of Googling, a phonecall or two, 10 innoculations and before I knew it, I was in Tanzania as MondoChallenge’s newest volunteer recruit (and at the time, the only Scot to boot).

I can now count myself among a sizable cluster of my countrymen and women who, over many years as missionaries, doctors, teachers and other aid workers, have followed in the footsteps of David Livingstone. Like them, I came to Africa with the best of intentions; to explore and experience, but not exploit (sadly unlike the Colonial powers of a few hundred years ago).

My interest in Africa has been developed over many years. It started as a laddie at Stenhousemuir Primary School in the late 80s, sitting in front of the TV watching Billy Connolly surrounded by little black faces on Comic Relief. Fast forward a few years and in 2005, I sat in the Scottish Parliament main chamber listening to the visiting Sir Bob Geldof deliver another furious diatribe about the west’s broken promises to our African brothers and sisters.

That year, there was a lot of Africa about; the G8 was taking place here in Scotland, the Scottish Government had befriended Malawi, people were marching across the country to Make Poverty History and we had the Live 8 concerts.

I didn’t march, or go to the concerts, or buy a wristband, for various reasons. But thinking back, that was the year when something inside me began plotting a course for Africa. And my aim then, I guess, was to do something to help Africa come to terms with its lingering large-scale problems.


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That desire to get involved led me to MondoChallenge and through them, to the north of Tanzania, where I linked up with some small businesses to help them improve their practices and link them up with donors from charitable organisations. The bulk of my work was done with three different non-governmental organisations. The first was TAN-EDAPS, the second was RISE Africa and the last was DINKWA.

Auxiliary roles included taking lots of photographs for marketing purposes, a wee bit of teaching and offering advice to help these NGOs identify their long-term priorities. I viewed Tanzanian life through the prism of adults and children like this delightful young laddie, Johnson:



Cutting to the chase, I prepared several proposals, which are now being submitted online to organisations such as my local Rotary Club and international organisations. This is very much an ongoing process, as the process of asking for money from charitable organisations is a lengthy one which spans months or even years in some cases.

I’ve chatted to staff at MondoChallenge’s head office in Newbury since I got back, sharing the positives I experienced during my six months. There were also a few negatives, such as Mondo offering no internet access to market my proposals while in Arusha, leaving me to foot the bill for an expense which I’ve argued should have been included in my (fairly hefty) enrolment fee. There are wider issues too, that are too vast to talk about here, but overall, MondoChallenge offered a very good entry into development.


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So was going to Tanzania a good idea? Along with buying my first Fastball album at Sarasota Square Mall in 1998 and signing up to run the Alloa Half Marathon in 2001, it was a great idea, a monumentally great idea. The best idea I’ve ever had.

My aims? Fulfilled. I haven’t made a microbe of difference to the problems facing Africa but I understand them a lot better now and am better placed to do my bit in future. They are large-scale problems that can only be tackled by large-scale mobilisation.


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We’re onto “What Is Love For” by Justin Currie now.

I got home three weeks ago and mercifully, I’m not facing an extended tenure on skid row as I feared. Tomorrow I start a new job in Edinburgh; not much of a departure from what I was doing before. A new start, but by no means the end of my affinity for Africa.


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Now that I have written pretty much everything I set out to write, this blog, like the Monty Python parrot, is an ex-blog.

Two of my Mondo volunteer colleagues are still hard at it, however. The round-the-world ramblings of my pal Eleanor, who worked as a teacher in Longido for three months prior to heading to Oz, can be found at http://eleanor-round-the-world.blogspot.com, while Jimmy “The Tripod” Dallas, teaching guru and MondoChallenge film-maker, is blogging at http://jimmydallas.wordpress.com. Both well worth reading, especially Ele’s, which features not only some crafty writing but many fine pictures of her wearing a snazzy greengrocer’s trilby thing.

The best Africa book I read while I was away was “Blood River” by Tim Butcher (while the best non-Africa book I read while I was away was “A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil” by Christopher Brookmyre). I would also ask anyone seeking further reading about Tanzania to look up Julius Nyerere, the first President of the newly-independent Tanzania from 1961 to 1984, who unlike most African leaders seemed to be a very decent chap.



And if anyone is interested, MondoChallenge are at www.mondochallenge.co.uk. Over and out. Ross County for the Scottish Cup.


Ross

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Over and almost out

After a solid 24 hours travel, via the Impala Shuttle bus from Arusha to Nairobi; a flight to Dubai; another to Glasgow, and a ride home to Larbert (with LOTS of waiting in between some of the stages), I write this instalment a few hours after returning to my comfortingly-frosted homeland. Waking up to lovely weather every day's for wimps.

I marched out the Arrivals gate at Glasgow Airport this morning to a phalanx of camera crews and media men. Amazingly, they were not there to interview me about my Tanzania experiences, but were there to greet the just-arrived Czech Republic international football team, ahead of the friendly match at Hampden tomorrow night. And take a bow Emirates, for being a super-cool airline. Most of the seven hours between Dubai and Glasgow was spent on the on-board ICE entertainment system, listening to everything from "Jungle Drum" by Emiliana Torrini to "The Stonk" by Hale & Pace. I saw "Jungle Drum" performed live last year by ET at Oran Mor, whereas "The Stonk", on the other hand, I have not heard in almost decades.



Anyway, the day before yesterday, I did something I've been looking forward to for more than a year - the Kilimanjaro Half Marathon. As the name suggests, it took place very close to the mountain of the same name, and was as tough as you might expect.

Despite training pretty hard for the last 12 weeks, I found the pace very hard going, and was so hot I think I sweated from places I've never sweated from before. The course was a simple 10.5km out, turnaround, and come back kinda affair, which was 'a bit' undulating, in the same way that John Terry's been 'a bit' of a naughty boy lately.

Anyway, I got across the finish line in 1 hour 32 minutes 16 seconds (154th out of 1,110, apparently - www.kilimanjaromarathon.com/resultsfrm.htm). It's way slower than I am hoping to achieve this year, and more than 13 minutes outside my PB from last year. But in the circumstances - it was 30 degrees at 6am, and hotter when my race started at 7am - I'm happy enough.

When I crossed the finish line, I made a beeline for brekkie, and after stuffing my face, followed it up with a final sup of Kilimanjaro beer (which tasted great):



The race marked the last big activity of my Tanzania experience, and pretty much the end of me having anything worth blogging about. To anyone who's been reading this blog since last September, two things: my apologies, and enjoy the next entry, because it will be the last one - a summing-up of sorts, focussed on the specifics of my business development program.

Unpacking though, is more of a priority right now...


Ross